Stroll around like you own the place. You do now.

Run very fast. Things in front of you become things in the sky.

Jump, then press again mid-air to belly-flop. Everything nearby politely leaves.

Yes, the bull has a gun. No, we will not be explaining. It aims itself, you just vibe.

Stretchy tongue grabs a thing. Wave it around like a wrecking ball. Press again to yeet it.

Fires a poop backwards at whatever is chasing you. Miss, and it becomes a slippery pile that cars and cops skid out on. Refills slowly; fruit refills it faster. Science!

Become large, on fire and totally unbothered for 9 seconds.

🔫 🚀 🍉 new guns · 🌶️ endless zoom · 🛡️ can't be hurt · 🦘 moon jump · ×2 double points

Break stuff, get stars, get cops. Zoom into them for big points. Stand still and it's ouch time.

Hop on the roof and it's yours. Faster than legs, hits harder, and smashes through small buildings. The car takes damage instead of you. When it starts burning, press G to bail before it goes boom. Police cars are also cars.

Banana Beach (island, palms, beach balls), Lava Land (do not swim) and Moon Base (low gravity: everything flies for ages, including you).

Chaos pays: you get coins when a run ends, for missions, for bosses, and from gold coins that pop out of things. Spend them on new animals (goat, rhino, ostrich, a very large chicken), hats, and upgrades.

Little timed jobs like "Punt 8 chickens" or "Land 4 poops on things". Finish one for bonus points, health, full poop and a free powerup. They get harder.

Same keyboard, same screen. Bull 2: Arrows move, / zoom, . hop, , pew, K lick, L poop. You share guns, rage and powerups. A pooped bull comes back after 8 seconds if its friend survives.

Two computers, one rampage. One of you hosts and gets a 4-letter code, the other joins with it. The joiner plays Bull 2 with the normal keys (WASD, Shift, Space, F, R, C). The host's computer does all the work, so the joiner sees it a blink late.

A very large, very rude vehicle. Shoot it, zoom into it, slam next to it, or throw cars at it. Red ring on the ground = MOVE. When it jumps at you, jump too.

Sunny Town, Dusty Gulch (tumbleweeds!), Snow Day (slippy! snowmen!) and Neon Night (rainy, glowy). Each has its own boss.

Rockets, burning cars, or a raging / spicy bull at full zoom will flatten little buildings. The tall ones just say BONK.

They are everywhere. The golden ones are worth a LOT. Nobody knows why. Also: do check the blue toilets.

Fruit falls out. Eat fruit. Feel slightly less dead.

Red gas cans explode. That is not a bug, that is the best part. (Okay, do lick. Then throw.)